Thursday, October 2, 2014

Paint With All The Colors Of The Wind Song Parody



I don't think you're an ignorant savage
But I've been so many places, there is a lot I know.
Allow me to explain, to expand and help your brain
To let your people bloom and grow!
Bloom and grow

You really own whatever land you land on
The Earth is just a dead thing with no name
And I know ev'ry rock and tree and creature
Has a price, has a value you can claim.

I think the world's most valuable people
Are the people who give jobs to me and you
And if you walk the footsteps of an employer
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew

Have you ever seen a stock price climb to the moon
Or found a young capitalist to thank?
Can you harness the power of compound interest?
Can you take your painted colors to the bank?
Can you take your painted colors to the bank?

Come invest in the future of your people
Learn about the resources in the Earth
You'll be rolling in the riches all around you
And for once, you'll know precisely what they're worth

Free trade and exploration are my brothers
Profit and wealth are my dearest friends
And we are all connected to each other
By a medium of exchange that'll never end

How much wealth does this fertile land hold?
If you shut me down, then you'll never know
And you'll never know your people are doomed to fail
For whether we are white or copper-skinned
We all need the power of modern medicine
Your backwardness and ignorance, rescind

You can walk the Earth and still
All you walk is Earth until
You can take the Earth's resources to the bank

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